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About the Store
Is it safe to put my credit card number into this mysterious website?
Probably. We don’t store any of your credit card information (that’s handled by our payment processor Shopify, the best in the business) and we will never share your personal information with anyone else.

What's your privacy policy?
We will never share your information with any third party. Who is a third party? Well the first party is us, and the second party is you. So a third party is anyone other than us and you. And, you know, they probably have enough already.

Do you accept, Google Wallet, or some other weird payment system that I like?
No, we only use our own payment system, which works using Stripe (Shopify Payments). We accept all three regular credit cards: VISA, MasterCard, and AMEX. zipPay - Buy now, pay later, PayPal, AfterPay, ZipPay and coming soon Apple Pay.

Will you accept BitCoins, CyberBeans, or JuggaloCoin?
Definitely not.

Shipping & Returns

When will my order arrive?
Orders are packed and shipped next business day.  For Regular Post allow 3-7 days and for Express Post allow 2-3 days to receive your order.

My order never arrived.
Check your order confirmation email for the tracking number. If that doesn’t work, send us an email, tell us what you ordered and your order number, and we’ll help you out.

My order arrived incomplete or damaged.
Take a deep breath. Contemplate the transience of all things. In your mind’s eye, envision the faces of everyone you love and everything you hold dear, and let them go. Then send us an email. Tell us what you ordered and your order number, and we’ll help you out.

How do I make an online return?
Product purchased through our online store can be exchanged for a different size or product within 30 days of purchase, provided that the garment is in its original condition.

Garment Care

How to wash garment?
Liquid soap only
Machine wash cold with like colors
Do not machine dry HANG DRY ONLY

Careful not to damage stitching.
When putting pants on and taking off, please take care when putting your ankle through as damage by stretching stitching or a hole in the garment is not covered by warranty.


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